I won't give you my address because my
mailbox is all the way down at the end of the street and I
don't like to have to walk the far. Besides, this is
Victoria, odds are it'll be raining and who wants to shuffle
down to the mailbox in the rain? Also, you can't have my
phone number because I hate being woken up from mid-morning
nap or from my mid-afternoon snooze.